"Some of Y’all’s Biscuits Ain’t Done in the Middle" Crewneck
Bless their hearts. This crewneck is for those moments when you spot someone who's just not quite all there—and you want to let 'em know without saying a word. Soft, cozy, and served with a side of Southern sass, it’s perfect for family gatherings, passive-aggressive cookouts, or Sunday strolls through the neighborhood.

👉 Made for comfort. Worn with shade.

Available Apparel Options:

• Gildan Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck
  50% cotton / 50% polyester
  Soft, durable, and classic fit
  ✅ Only option available in XS
  ⚠️ Please confirm your color choice is Gildan if ordering size XS

• Hanes Unisex Crewneck
  50% cotton / 50% polyester
  Comfortable everyday fit with a soft interior

• Tultex Unisex Poly-Rich Long Sleeve Tee
  60% polyester / 40% cotton
  Lightweight and breathable with a modern fit
  ⚠️ Runs slightly small — we recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit

Care Instructions:

To preserve the design and garment quality:

• Wash inside out

• Use cold water

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
  This helps maintain print longevity and reduces wear over time.